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Open Letter To A Jerk
Dear Drunk Ass,I know that as a student of the College of William and Money, you probably feel entitled to all sorts of things: the right to a sweet i... read more
Posted 2 years ago -
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I Am A Prophet. Hear Ye What I Say.
I haven't written in this blog for awhile...and I know what you've been thinking: that I've been living it up, dancing and boozing till the wee hours,... read more
Posted 2 years ago -
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Pandas, Scientology, And Vagina Dentata
Tai Shan sat in the corner of his cell, contemplating his death. Ever since the Xenu incident, the Panda race were the sole descendants of the Loyal O... read more
Posted 2 years ago -
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Outback Steakhouse Fugitive
Tonight, Liz and I went to Outback Steakhouse to get a lil' taste of Down Undah. While we were waiting around for 40 minutes, we noticed quite a commo... read more
Posted 2 years ago -
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